If Boxers Could Text: 7 Messages Your Boxer Would Send You Today

Boxers have a special way of speaking without words. Their goofy faces, wiggly butts, and dramatic sighs say plenty. But imagine if your Boxer had a phone. Here’s what their texts might look like today.

1. “Human. Wake up. The sun is up. Therefore, I must also be up.”

Your Boxer has no concept of weekends. If there’s daylight, they’re pawing at you like a furry alarm clock. Snooze button not included.

2. “I didn’t bark at the mailman today. You’re welcome. Expect payment in treats.”

Boxers have a love hate relationship with delivery people. They’ll act like your home is under siege, then demand snacks for their “bravery.”

3. “Why are you sitting down when we could be running in circles for no reason?”

Boxers carry enough energy to power a small city. If you’re on the couch, they’re texting passive aggressive invitations to chase them through the yard.

4. “Quick question: what’s that smell? Follow up: why isn’t it in my mouth yet?”

Food is your Boxer’s love language. Sandwiches, pizza crusts, and anything you dared to drop on the floor are fair game.

5. “I licked your face while you were napping. It’s called affection. Don’t be dramatic.”

They believe unsolicited kisses are the highest form of love. You may disagree when you wake up to a soggy cheek.

6. “The couch cushion attacked first. I simply defended us all. You’re welcome.”

Boxers can go from snuggle mode to chaos in seconds. Destructive redecorating? Just their way of proving loyalty.

7. “Even if you smell weird and sing off key, you’re my favorite human. Forever.”

For all their mischief, Boxers are soft at the core. No amount of shredded pillows can hide the fact that their heart beats for you.

Boxers don’t need a phone to tell you how much they love you. They’re already sending texts through wiggles, licks, and those big soulful eyes. And honestly, that’s the kind of messaging plan none of us deserve, but all of us need.