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Chihuahuas are small, but their eyes carry the judgment of a thousand stern grandmothers. You might think your dog loves you unconditionally, and sure, they do, but that doesn’t mean they’re not silently rating your life choices. Here are seven things that guarantee your Chihuahua is giving you the side eye.
1. Singing Off Key Around Them
You belt out your favorite song in the kitchen, hitting notes only audible to bats. Your Chihuahua freezes mid lick, ears twitching. That’s not appreciation, that’s a mental Yelp review with zero stars.
2. Wearing Questionable Pajamas
You thought those flannel pants with dancing hot dogs were cute. Your Chihuahua did not. They’re staring because in their mind, a leader should have more dignity.
3. Forgetting the Snack Schedule
Miss a treat by even ten minutes, and your dog stares at you like you just skipped their birthday. Their internal clock runs on snacks, and you’ve broken the trust treaty.
4. Talking Baby Talk in Public
You use that squeaky voice in front of strangers, and your Chihuahua is silently praying no one recognizes them. In their mind, they are a dignified wolf descendant, not a purse accessory.
5. Bringing Home the “Wrong” Toy
You spent ten dollars on a squeaky bone. They sniff, bite once, and walk away. The message is clear: Nice try, human. Do better.
6. Making Them Wear Clothes
You see an adorable sweater. They see humiliation knitted in polyester. The look they give you says, “Take the picture and remove it before anyone sees.”
7. Taking Too Long to Open the Door
You fiddle with your keys while they hop in place. The moment the door opens, they bolt, but not before shooting you one last look of “slowpoke.”
Your Chihuahua loves you fiercely, but they are also a master of silent judgment. The good news? That tiny glare is just part of their charm, and let’s be honest, you probably deserve it half the time.
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